Infinite Apparel

Sun’s out, guns out! Our limited-run PRIDE shirts in an arm-baring unisex muscle tee. “Queer” is boldly emblazoned across the front, with the slogan “We’re Here, We’re Queer” and studio information on the back. Printed on Bella + Canvas unisex jersey muscle tanks, featuring cutoff sleeves with wide armholes and a retail fit. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Our limited-run design for PRIDE month. “Queer” is proudly emblazoned across the front, with the slogan “We’re Here, We’re Queer” and studio information on the back. Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees in 100% ring-spun cotton for a stylish and comfortable fit.

A lighter-weight, oversized version of our classic shirt, this design pays homage to the epic album by the godfathers of sludge metal, the Melvins. The original Frank Kozik cover art is recontextualized and flanked by the studio name on the front, with the Infinite logo in red on the reverse. Printed on Next Level Apparel women’s Ideal Flow Tees for a roomier fit, with a relaxed crew neckline . Made of a lightweight combed ring-spun cotton and poly blend. 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester.

An homage to the godfathers of sludge metal, the Melvins, and objectively their greatest album, Houdini. The original Frank Kozik artwork of kids playing with their two-headed dog is recontextualized and flanked by the studio name on the front, with the Infinite logo in red on the reverse. Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees in 100% ring-spun cotton for a stylish and comfortable fit.

Philly, represent! Featuring the Philadelphia Flyers’ famous mascot (and Antifa icon) Gritty, drawn by Philadelphia artist Bruno Guerreiro. These shirts have the crazy-eyed Gritty on the front with Gritty’s famous threat, “Sleep with one eye open,” and the shop info on the back. Printed with white and orange ink on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex black tees. 100% ring-spun cotton.

Our iconic shirt design on a cropped hoodie. Based on Philadelphia’s popular LOVE sculpture that gives the Philly park its name, featuring a diamond in lieu of an “O” on the front, with Infinite’s info and the phrase “Bling that Jawn” on the back left shoulder. (If you live in Philly you totally understand.) Printed on Star Tee Apparel cropped hoodies. These are thinner, summer-weight hoodies printed using a “soft vintage” printing process makes for a softer print and more comfortable shirt.

An homage to Nine Inch Nails’ Pretty Hate Machine , the seminal album (and shirt) that defined the early ‘90s. Features “Infinite Body Piercing” in digitized text across the front, with an update to the classic NIN logo and our shop Website on the back. Printed with gray and blue-gray ink on Bella + Canvas Women’s Jersey Muscle Tanks, these shirts have a slighter larger armhole and relaxed fit. 100% ring-spun cotton.

An homage to the seminal album that ushered in the ‘90s, Nine Inch Nails’ Pretty Hate Machine . Our shirt is based on the 2010 re-design from Rob Sheridan, for any old-school fans who are keeping track. Features “Infinite Body Piercing” in digitized text across the front, with an update to the classic NIN logo and our shop Website on the back. Printed with gray and blue-gray ink on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees. 100% ring-spun cotton.

Modeled after the cover of the iconic 1984 album Bad Music for Bad People from psychobilly legends the Cramps. The original emaciated punk has been updated with additional piercings, with the new tagline Good Piercings for Good People along the bottom and shop information on the back. Printed with black ink with white accents on maize yellow Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees in 100% ring-spun cotton for a stylish and comfortable fit.

A throwback design that is a homage to the ‘90s classic television show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Graffiti lettering on the front with a special print on the side of the original Fresh Prince himself. Shop information is on the back left shoulder, with “South Philadelphia, born and raised.” These are printed using a discharge process on 100% cotton 20001 tees from Los Angeles Apparel, a high-quality fitted shirt with a slightly longer torso. Shirts are tubular (no side seams) with the exception of small shirts, which have a seam that goes through the side print. Extra-small shirts are American Apparel 2001 tees.

Just like our “Modern Primitives” tee, this tank top is an homage to the classic shirt printed by RE/Search publications in the late '80s, with original drawings by Jim Ward that were featured in the book Modern Primitives. Our tank features Infinite’s own line drawings showing the proper placement of various genital piercings. Want to wear pierced penises and vulva on your chest? Now you can! Printed on American Apparel #2408 unisex fine jersey tanks. Updated shirts have a blue Infinite logo, unlike the red logo on the original printing.

An homage to the classic shirt printed by RE/Search publications in the late '80s, with original drawings by Jim Ward that were featured in the book Modern Primitives. Our shirt features Infinite’s own line drawings showing the proper placement of various genital piercings. Want to wear pierced penises and vulva on your chest? Now you can! Printed on American Apparel #2001 classic-fit tees. Updated shirts have a blue Infinite logo, unlike the red logo on the original printing.

Inspired by the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Roll that Shit, Light that Shit, Smoke that Shit” design, “Clean that Shit, Mark that Shit, Pierce that Shit” appears in white and yellow on the front, with our info and “ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit” on the back. Front print goes over zipper and pocket, so print may be inconsistent in spots, making each hoodie unique. Printed on Men’s Independent Trading Co. Lightweight Zipper Hoodies (AFX4000Z), so these are more fitted than our heavyweight version.

Whether you’re at the shore or in the city, these shorts will take your game to the next level. “INFINITE” is printed across the backside of these black and white-trimmed unisex running shorts, while a modified name and logo appear on the front—and yes, “infinitebooty.com” is a real URL! Printed on #73001 running shorts from Los Angeles apparel. Soft, stylish, and 100% cotton. Los Angeles Apparel pledges fair wages for their sewers, who earn up to $25 an hour and no less than $16, plus benefits. Sizes run small. We recommend ordering a size up.

Inspired by some of our favorite things—babies and pierced boobies—these unisex one-piece infant outfits read "Pierced Boobies Taste Best," in scribbled black text on the front, with Infinite’s shop info on the back. Printed on white American Apparel 4001 short sleeve onesies. Super-soft with a wide neckline; designed for easy on-and-off. 100% cotton.

Based on Philadelphia’s popular sculpture in Love Park, featuring a diamond in lieu of an “O” on the front, with Infinite’s info and the phrase “Bling that Jawn” on the back. (If you live in Philly you totally understand.) Printed on Los Angeles Apparel Tri-blend crew neck T-shirts and using a “soft vintage” printing process for a softer print—like that favorite shirt that you’ve worn for years.

An update of the classic Infinite softball shirts. Printed in black ink on Alternative Apparel baseball Eco-Jersey raglan shirts, lightweight with ¾-length sleeves. “Infinite” is in baseball script on the front, with our name and address across the shoulders and a big “00” across the back. For the sporty, or just sports-minded. 50% Polyester, 38% Cotton, 12% Rayon.

Inspired by the popular “Some people are gay. Get over it!” t-shirts made by Stonewall.org (and popularized by Sir Ian McKellen), our shirt reads “I’m pierced and tattooed. Get over it!” Print is white and red on black, or black and white on red shirts, with our logo on the upper back. Printed on Bella + Canvas #3001 unisex jersey tees, making for a stylish and slightly fitted shirt. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Inspired by the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Roll that Shit, Light that Shit, Smoke that Shit” t-shirt, this is our most popular clothing design. “Clean that Shit, Mark that Shit, Pierce that Shit” appears in white and yellow on the front, with our info and “ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit” on the back. Printed on American Apparel #2001 classic-fit shirts (in black or olive) or American Apparel TR401 tri-blend short sleeve track shirts for a more snug, athletic fit.

These reversible white bibs let everyone know what your baby is really thinking. “Pierced Boobies Taste Best” with the shop name printed on the front in scribbled text. Printed on American Apparel 4010 unisex bib stock. Velcro closure. 100% cotton.

Our PRIDE design in a lightweight midriff-baring cropped tee. “Queer” is loudly emblazoned across the front, with the slogan “We’re Here, We’re Queer” and studio information on the back. Printed on Bella + Canvas women's flowy cropped tees for a loose fit with a tailored sleeve. 65% polyester/35% viscose blend.

Our lightweight midriff-baring cropped tee pays homage to the godfather’s of sludge metal, the Melvins, and their classic album, Houdini. The original Frank Kozik artwork is recontextualized and flanked by the studio name on the front with the Infinite logo in red on the reverse. Printed on Bella + Canvas women's flowy cropped tees for a loose fit with a tailored sleeve. 65% polyester/35% viscose blend.

Our iconic Philly shirt design on a cropped tank top. Based on Philadelphia’s popular LOVE sculpture that gives the Philly park its name, featuring a diamond in lieu of an “O” on the front, with Infinite’s info and the phrase “Bling that Jawn” on the back left shoulder. (If you live in Philly you totally understand.) These are printed on Bella + Canvas Women’s Festival Cropped Tanks using a “soft vintage” printing process makes for a softer print and more comfortable shirt.